Showing posts with label funnies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funnies. Show all posts

Saturday, November 2, 2013

Just a lil reminder.....


..... to "Fall Back" today!!!
(for those that apply)

Don't forget to set your clocks back an hour before you go to bed tonight, and enjoy that extra hour of sleep!

Monday, September 19, 2011

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Thar she blows!

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Sunday, September 14, 2008

The Animals Save the Planet

On the AnimalPlanetTV youtube channel, they have these little series of commercials about easy ways to help out the environment that features our animal friends. They're so cute, funny, and conveys a simple yet important message in a short and effective manner.

This one is one of my favorites:




You can see the rest here: Animals Save the Planet

Saturday, August 9, 2008

Finally They're Here!

What else would it be but the Guinea Pig Olympics!


Ever since Heracles blessed Olympiad with a stadium in honour of his father, Zeus, the sporting heroes of the day have taken part in the Olympic games. But man is not the only species to hold competitive sporting events


New images reveal, for the first time, that man's most trusted ally, the guinea pig, holds a yearly competition. The Guinea Pig Games (GPG) pits two teams of athletic Cavia porcellus against each other to win gold, silver, and bronze medals


As with the human Olympics, guinea athletes are held in great esteem among their fans, admired for their stamina, prowess and incredible feats


But they should also be admired for the dedication they show toward their chosen sport. Snuffles McSqueeby, gold-winning squash champ of last year's games, trains for 6 hours a day. The rest of his schedule consists mainly of trembling in the corner of his hutch


Many GPG hopefuls have had to overcome disabilities in order to compete. Fluffy Peters, like all guinea pigs, has no thumbs to hold the foil with. Over time he's strengthened his claw-like-paws to actually be able to grip the handle. He's not very good at swinging the tiny metal sword, but that's beside the point


A natural fear of water hasn't taken any wind out of the sails of former gold medallists, Snooky Pooky and Gertrude Tiddlywinks


Guinea athletes want to be taken seriously, but prejudice hangs around the GPG like a bad stench. Many humans see serious animal athletes as "adorable", they may laugh or condescendingly stroke them - a factor that has always prevented guinea pigs from joining the human Olympics....


...Linford Christie "accidentally" stepped on 100 metres hopeful, Bitey Stevens, during Barcelona '92. Bitey was only injured, but he could not compete and the Guinea Pig Games Committee decreed that guineas would no longer compete with humans until they are viewed as equals


The Guinea Pig Games is not without controversy of its own. Harvey Higginbottom, four time silver medallist, was banned from this year's GPGs because he failed the obligatory drugs tests...


...and renowned 'ard-man, Squeakers "Knockout" Thompson, caused outrage four years ago when he not only bit the ear off of his competitor, Jimmy Nibbles, but ate his babies too


Hamsters have been trying to get in on the event for decades, but snooty GPG bosses have forbidden them, stating that the hamsters carry too much weight in their cheeks to hurdle properly. We could get no comment from the disgruntled hamsters


This year's Guinea Pig Games ultimate winner will be announced in December. The images appear courtesy of The Guinea Pig Games Calender 2009, published by Icarus Arts

Saturday, April 26, 2008

Saturday, February 2, 2008

Animal Planet's Puppy Bowl IV



Tired of the same old Super Bowl™ pre-game show? Looking for some excitement before the opening coin-toss? Before the big men in pads take the field for their gridiron battle, watch some players that are ready to rumble and "ruff" their way to victory. We've traded in linebackers for labradors and quarterbacks for corgis and we're releasing the hounds for PUPPY BOWL IV on Sunday, February 3, from 3-6 PM (ET/PT).

From baby beagles to mini dachshunds to mixed breeds — viewers are in for a fantastic lineup that's itching to play in a winning combination of tackles, puppy penalties and fido first downs. The renowned Harry Kalas, voice of NFL Films, returns to call the play-by-plays of this year's game.

For all the feline fans, the BISSELL KITTY HALF-TIME SHOW is back! The lively kittens show off their moves on a glittery stage and chase each other around the field. Tom Petty's performance has nothing on these tiny tabbies and cuddly calicos which prove that watching curious kittens batting around a toy mouse is all the entertainment you need. It's the pick of the litter for halftime shows!

And this year, viewers are able to see all of the frolicking like never before. For the first time, PUPPY BOWL IV will be broadcast in high-definition, capturing all of the thrilling action of our cute and cuddly pups in stunning clarity.

Tune in on February 3rd at 3 pm e/p to get in on the action!

Check out the starting lineup
Starting lineup brought to you by these shelters.

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Watch Out, LOLCats!




Forget the cheezburger, LOLDogs and their hotdogs are in town!

Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Mah God, lemme show yu him



LOLcat Bible

Genesis 1- "Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem..."

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

NASCARGOT!

Saturday, November 3, 2007

The History of LOLcat

Monday, October 29, 2007

Thursday, October 25, 2007

whoops!