Is your guard dog lacking a little something extra? Then I've got the solution for you!
Organic Armor Products will make your pooch the most fashionable on the front lines.
Not only does it provide protection for your dog from flying spears and menacing burglers, but the elaborate detail will scream "My dog means buisness and will MESS.YOU.UP."
Protection Pug? Attack Airdale? Medieval Maltipoo? No problem! We make armor that fits all sizes and breeds!
Don't forget to pick up a matching headdress for yourself! Perfect for any aspiring warmongering dictator!
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